Spiffy movie characters: Snails
played by Marlon Wayans in Dungeons & Dragons
This movie is so freakin’ bad, it gets good. Or it might just be Snails’ awesomeness. This character is the best sidekick ever. My life were never complete without him. Oh the bromance of Ridley/Snails. I went down with that ship.
This is the Ridleyest thing I’ve ever heard of!